SEPTEMBER 2026 · CURRENT SAGA
The longship has no brakes
A fresh world, a deeply unqualified Viking crew, and enough architectural crimes to make Odin look away.JOIN THE EXPEDITION
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Alpogu20 / 5338% COMPLETE
Parasite20 / 5338% COMPLETEToozy17 / 5332% COMPLETE
pwqpv16 / 5330% COMPLETE
Ozzy16 / 5330% COMPLETE
Zensaku6 / 5311% COMPLETE
Momo_8195 / 539% COMPLETE
EbonVoid3 / 536% COMPLETE
Eagle2 / 534% COMPLETE
ArtiwaCONSOLE PLAYER LOLOnly Odin knows wtf Arti is up to now
AltesBlank0 / 530% COMPLETE
kckillawv080 / 530% COMPLETEFIELD NOTES FROM TOOZY
SERVER ACHIEVEMENTS
Townhall Builder
Wonderful Marsy wasted 3 days building a beautiful Townhall which rooms we're currently filling with love and care <3
pwqpvThe Chef (2014)
Not a single person thanked but it we've been surviving solely on his potions and food on every expedition we gone to for the last week. God bless with beautiful Turkish man
AlpoguCrippling Dementia
Keeps forgetting imporant shit back at the base (Holup. No, it was in his breast pocket. All good)
ParasitePeacebringers
With Bonemass slain - the souls contained within its body can now rest peacefully thanks to these Vikings
ToozyOzzypwqpvAlpoguParasiteNavigators
Sail into fuck knows where + get lost + blame the storm + come back
ToozyOzzypwqpvAlpoguParasiteFirst Farm Runners
Farming Copper and Tin is hard work. Thankfuly in a village where half of people perpetually runs to get their stuff after death and other half makes roads and hubs - they can sponsor us with gear. Big thank
yeahnahtanha
nkAlpoguUllr type shit
Momo as of 13 September has 5000 more jumps than the second place (that has 900). I have no fucking idea what he's doing and why but these are the stats. God bless
Momo_819Troll Slayers
First people to kill a Troll (BEAR handed mind you that heuheuhe)
Ozzy
ArkakyjonUnBEARable Circumstances (HAHAHA)
Died to a Bear before tilting the fuck out and dying to a fallen tree. That's my boy
nkSERVER LEADERBOARDS
A LITTLE FRIENDLY RIVALRY
Big numbers. Questionable priorities.COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT
THE CURRENT OBSESSIONS
Spotlight #05 · 4 live statistics · Started OCT 3, 1:54 PMTIME REMAININGCALCULATING+
COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT
THE CURRENT OBSESSIONS
Spotlight #05 · 4 live statistics · Started OCT 3, 1:54 PMTime · Mountain
13h 44mALL VIKINGS COMBINEDParasiteParasite+4h 53mAlpoguAlpogu+3h 28mToozyToozy+2h 19mOre farmed · Silver
76ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+40pwqpvMárs+26ParasiteParasite+10Mobs killed · Wolf
289ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDParasiteParasite+123AlpoguAlpogu+73ToozyToozy+49Ore farmed · Obsidian
90ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDParasiteParasite+76AlpoguAlpogu+10pwqpvMárs+2CURRENT POINTS PODIUM
Each category pays the Top 5: 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1 points
Parasite18 POINTSAlpogu17 POINTSpwqpv11 POINTSPAST OBSESSIONS
COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT HISTORY
#04COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHTSEP 19, 7:05 AM - OCT 3, 1:47 PMDistance traveled · Trees felled · Paths made · Building blocks built+
Distance traveled
305,127ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDParasiteParasite+82,101pwqpvMárs+74,836AlpoguAlpogu+64,192Trees felled
63ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDParasiteParasite+25OzzyOzzy+23pwqpvMárs+11Paths made
1,402ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDParasiteParasite+619OzzyOzzy+492pwqpvMárs+235Building blocks built
3,028ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDParasiteParasite+1,433pwqpvMárs+800OzzyOzzy+552THE SPOTLIGHT PODIUM
Each category pays the Top 5: 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1 points
Parasite20 POINTSpwqpv14 POINTSOzzy13 POINTS#03COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHTSEP 17, 5:14 AM - SEP 19, 6:54 AMOre farmed · Iron · Mobs killed · Draugr · Mobs killed · Wraith · Mobs killed · Leech+
Ore farmed · Iron
17ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+17Mobs killed · Draugr
42ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+33pwqpvMárs+4ToozyToozy+3Mobs killed · Wraith
2ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+2Mobs killed · Leech
10ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+7ParasiteParasite+3THE SPOTLIGHT PODIUM
Each category pays the Top 5: 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1 points
Alpogu20 POINTSParasite6 POINTSpwqpv4 POINTS#02COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHTSEP 15, 6:17 AM - SEP 17, 4:47 AMOre loaded into processing · Ore sections farmed · Distance sailed · Distance traveled+
Ore loaded into processing
763ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+339pwqpvMárs+175ToozyToozy+115Ore sections farmed
616ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+399ParasiteParasite+87pwqpvMárs+49Distance sailed
35,185ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+15,034pwqpvMárs+9,180ParasiteParasite+9,090Distance traveled
680,794ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDAlpoguAlpogu+227,702ParasiteParasite+116,038ToozyToozy+111,926THE SPOTLIGHT PODIUM
Each category pays the Top 5: 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1 points
Alpogu20 POINTSParasite13 POINTSpwqpv13 POINTSToozy8 POINTS#01COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHTSEP 12, 3:17 PM - SEP 14, 7:08 PMTime played · Trees felled · Rock sections mined · Building blocks built+
Time played
136h 38mALL VIKINGS COMBINEDOzzyOzzy+22h 17mAlpoguAlpogu+20h 48mToozyToozy+20h 20mTrees felled
257ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDpwqpvMárs+79AlpoguAlpogu+53OzzyOzzy+43Rock sections mined
159ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDZensakuZensaku+44AlpoguAlpogu+25ParasiteParasite+20Building blocks built
9,779ALL VIKINGS COMBINEDMomo_819Momo AteNineten+1,829ToozyToozy+1,659pwqpvMárs+1,580THE SPOTLIGHT PODIUM
Each category pays the Top 5: 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1 points
Alpogu14 POINTSToozy12 POINTSOzzy9 POINTSpwqpv9 POINTSTop 3 players
AlpoguCHARACTER · AlpoguParasiteCHARACTER · ParasiteToozyCHARACTER · ToozySCREENSHOTS, NOTES & ALLEGATIONS
THE SERVER WALL
55 pieces of evidence currently pinned.ParasiteDISCORD · OCT 8, 2026Thanks, Ozzy!
AlpoguDISCORD · OCT 6, 2026HUGE
ParasiteDISCORD · OCT 6, 2026Yep, I'm standing on a stone golem and mining it to death
ToozyDISCORD · OCT 5, 2026How much has changed in a small place we call Home. Thanks to Ozzy, Parasite and Alpa for making this playthrough so wonderful
ToozyDISCORD · OCT 5, 2026Easiest Expedition. Ozzy, Marsy and Me just came back after discovering the Moder altar EXACTLY WHERE I PREDICTED IT TO BE. We forgot the screenshot tho
ToozyDISCORD · OCT 5, 20262 Boats, 5 Vikings, 1 Misty storm during the nigh, 0 issues
ToozyDISCORD · OCT 5, 2026Das ist das Leben
ParasiteDISCORD · OCT 4, 2026Cave exploration with the Killer Squad
ParasiteDISCORD · OCT 4, 2026A short mountain hike in search of the altar and silver with Toozy, Marsy and Alpa
ToozyDISCORD · OCT 4, 2026Parasite did a coal farming session in preparation for the silver expedition
ToozyDISCORD · OCT 4, 2026Perfect navigation
ToozyDISCORD · OCT 4, 2026Easiest Mass kill with the boys + we cleared several crypts on our way back
OzzyDISCORD · OCT 1, 2026I love ice-cream, but I have a suspicion that I might have gotten the wrong one. Not sure.
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 27, 2026The Kings of the hill.
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 27, 2026Expedition with Ozzy and Alpa. It went very well!
OzzyDISCORD · SEP 27, 2026No cool beard for me! :)
OzzyDISCORD · SEP 27, 2026For all your wood needs! No more logs rolling for ever or destroying your house! bonus feature: wood farming during night now possible!!!
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 25, 2026Successful Swamp expedition #2. WE FOUND THE ALTAR. TIME TO GEAR UP AND DO THE THING
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 24, 2026Easiest Duo loot with Parasite even though we got CUCKED by the emptiest Swamp known to mankind
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 23, 2026We had a pyjama party, it was fabulous!
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 22, 20262 Ships and 5 inventories worth of Swamp Loot!
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 22, 2026Victory dance
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 22, 2026NEW VILLAGE CRAFTING HOUSE. Lvl 7 Forge. Lvl 5 Workstation gooooooooooooooooooood shit
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 21, 2026New crew member. Welcome onboard
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 21, 2026They didn't stand a chance
OzzyDISCORD · SEP 21, 2026Nightwatch success! No monster spawns! We are safe brothers!
pwqpvDISCORD · SEP 20, 2026Thank you Ozzy for food!!!!
pwqpvDISCORD · SEP 20, 2026The second bridge rebuilt!
OzzyDISCORD · SEP 20, 2026Why are you eating the onions? Are you marinating yourself to be ready for dinner?
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 19, 2026The outline of the Marsy's side of the island. Soon will move to the other side to finally figure our how our island actually works
OzzyDISCORD · SEP 19, 2026Today Toozy made a map and the land finally revealed its secrets to us. We are no longer lost brothers and sisters! We will conquer these lands and prove ourselves worthy warriors at the side of Odin and his halls of Valhalla!
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 18, 2026Got lost four times while looking for the swamps with Ozzy, Toozy, Marsy, and Alpa. Did I mention that it was stormy?
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 18, 2026Ozzy and I took a few side trips and slayed some Leviathans. Just for the record, it was the storm's fault
pwqpvDISCORD · SEP 18, 2026The mini pig is born!
AlpoguDISCORD · SEP 17, 2026pwqpvDISCORD · SEP 17, 2026Rebuilded old bridge, now boats can sail underneath it!
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 17, 2026We did the Eldering. Nobody even died (Marsy died)
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 16, 2026Moments before disaster
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 16, 2026Bow before us
AlpoguDISCORD · SEP 16, 2026nkDISCORD · SEP 15, 2026i am shrek btw
yeahnahtanhaDISCORD · SEP 15, 2026shrek and donkey setting off on a whirlwind adventure
ParasiteDISCORD · SEP 14, 2026My fists are weak, but my will is unmatched. First Troll Kill
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 13, 2026First boss killing boys. Arka got lost and didn't come. We killed like 20 bosses and I never died while Abro died for sure
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 13, 202650+ UNIT RAID. Village is safe thanks to Marsy, Ozzy and Arti
OzzyDISCORD · SEP 13, 2026We fought a big thing with NK and the thing killed us. Then Arka came to rescue us and it was much fun!!!
ArkakyjonDISCORD · SEP 12, 2026I love this game's atmosphere
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 12, 2026THE VILLAGE
nkDISCORD · SEP 12, 2026OMG IT'S HAPPENING
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 12, 2026IT'S HAPPENING BOYS 2.5 HOURS TILL THE LAUNCH I CAN'T EVEN
AlpoguDISCORD · SEP 12, 2026yeahnahtanhaDISCORD · SEP 12, 2026how i mine for fish?
AlpoguDISCORD · SEP 11, 2026print("Hello, World!")
ToozyDISCORD · SEP 10, 2026Secondst. ACTUALLY HYPED FOR A START
nkDISCORD · SEP 10, 2026first
COMMUNITY JOB BOARD
THINGS THAT NEED DOING
SWAMP NPC
I know we tried hard and nobody really succeeded but me and Marsy are going to tryhard this one. We want to make feasts and make cool shit - for that we need to find a Witch NPC in the Swamp. First to find it gets like I dunno. Cookie or sum
REQUESTED BYToozyTAKEN BYParasitenut room
NUT ROOM!!!
REQUESTED BYAlpoguTAKEN BYParasiteTHE VILLAGE REMEMBERS
Build a Cart parking
We've been missing, displacing, losing and generally not taking good care of our carts - let's make a place to store them for easy access! (Also it would look cool heuheue)
COMPLETED BYpwqpvREQUESTED BYToozyVILLAGE DEMOCRACY
POLLS
Ask the village. Keep the receipts.UP TO SIX OPTIONS · TIMED VOTINGCreate a poll+
FINISHED POLLS
THE VILLAGE HAS SPOKEN
Final choices, familiar names, and a permanent record of questionable priorities.COMMUNITY CARTOGRAPHY